-whenever i sit down to read a book and finish it, i don't remember ever turning the pages.
-i hiccup in my sleep
-i'm doing the robot whenever an 80's song plays on the radio
-i can actually moonwalk without looking like a fucktard
-michael jackson's leg movements are freakishly and unhumanly fast, it's not healthy
-i push people away and make them feel bad
-my voice is annoying when recorded and played back, or all the time
-i love jello because when placed in a blender looks like snot
-Fruits and Ramen noodles should never be placed in the same meal, the same goes for salsa and milk, they're just too different
-Newspaper ink turns your fingers black and that it wont go away for another three hours
-I'm scared of my own sneezes
-Sometimes i dream in old movie fashions (where it stops and then there is a screen with flourished borders and the words are there, which were just spoken)
-You can't delete or rename your computer's recycle bin (unless you are Chuck Norris)
-I hate Chuck Norris jokes. A. because i know them all and B. if you know them all they're boring
-Its never really a school field trip unless someone ends up naked in the hotel hallway
-It's not really a dance recital unless on girl doesn't notice her top slipped and another girl brusquely tells her "your boob's out."
-I can't play any musical instrument when compared to professionals
-I hate most Disney movies, they've sold out is all i have to say
-Myspace and facebook should be morphed into mybook or facespace, oh dear god that sounds wrong
-The one thing that I want in the world right now is to be out camping near a lake
-Candles would look cooler if they were upside down
-One of my many recurring dreams is of me in my house but it's upside down and I'm walking on the ceiling and i hit my head on the steps of the stairs
-The fact that i will be adding to this, a lot
-If one were to yawn angrily how would i react?